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Funny football rivalry gear. Made for fans of every team but Dallas.

How Bout Them Cowboys tee with the crying star, worn with a denim jacket
Sadboy tees with the crying star
A white ceramic coffee mug with a blue handle, featuring a stylized sad face design resembling a star, representing the Dallas Cowboys, on the front.

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Whether you’re an Eagles fan, a 49ers fan, a Giants fan, or just tired of hearing “This Is Our Year,” you’ve found your people.

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  • Woman wearing a white Dallas Cowgirls tee with a pink and silver star badge

    Dallas Cowgirls

    Price: $24.99
  • A white frosted glass beer mug with a blue star design on it, placed on a wooden surface with a wooden box and some nuts in the background.

    Frosted Glass Sadboys Beer Mug

    Price: $29.99
  • A person wearing a white crew neck t-shirt with the text 'HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS' printed in blue and a blue star symbol.

    How Bout Them Cowboys Tee

    Price: $24.99
  • A white ceramic coffee mug with a blue handle, featuring a stylized sad face design resembling a star, representing the Dallas Cowboys, on the front.

    Sadboy Coffee Mug, 11oz

    Price: $14.99
  • A red hooded sweatshirt with the Dallas Cowboys logo in white and a blue star on the front.

    Sadboy Logo Hooded Sweatshirt

    Price range: $39.99 – $44.99
  • A man and a woman wearing blue t-shirts with a large white star graphic on the front, standing and smiling at each other.

    Sadboy Tee

    Price range: $24.99 – $28.99
  • White Sadboy hoodie with a blue crying star logo in a circle on the chest

    Sadboy White Hoodie

    Price: $39.99
  • A white crew neck t-shirt with a graphic of the Dallas Cowboys star logo and the text 'HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS' in blue.

    SADBOYS STAR TEE

    Price range: $24.99 – $29.99
SadBoys hoodie in royal blue
SadBoys hoodie in royal blue

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